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"You know we are a very unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things..I once had a crew man who lose one of his eyes and both his arms."
"What did you call him?"
"Larry.."
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"You're mad.."
"If I wasn't this would probably never work."
-POTC 3
but why does Sousei think the tiger can fly? oO
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Life is hard, but the front of a train much harder!
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Oh my goodness... I see the light!
And... and...
IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!
/l、
゙(゚、 。 7 Kittah!
l、゙ ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
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In truth it's they who're closest to me,
though they've never realized it all the while.
Though sometimes we fight or disagree,
it's my friends who give me the strength to smile.
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"Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise."--Lewis Carroll
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You just lost the game!!
What are you going to do now?
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HAMBUGERS!? I WANT HAMBURGERS!!
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Sophie. :]
...Sophie isn't nice.
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